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Real Madrid’s biggest transfer blunders: sex and sweets, worst debut in history or Burger King
Real Madrid is one of the biggest clubs in the world, in the past it was famous for its transfer tactics “Los Galácticos,” when it bought big world stars. But not all the transfers have worked out as expected.
Real Madrid is one of the biggest clubs in the world, in the past it was famous for its transfer tactics “Los Galácticos,” when it bought big world stars. But not all the transfers have worked out as expected.
Los Blancos have never been afraid to spend big money. The huge sums paid for Zinedine Zidane, Cristiano Ronaldo and Gareth Bale have paid off handsomely, but there are transfers that the offices at the Valdebebas training centre would rather forget.
Danilo – Porto – €31 million – 2015
This transfer really didn’t work out. The right-back came in to deputise for Dani Carvajal, only to be a disaster every time he came on. In the 2015/16 season, Real Madrid won the Champions League, but Danilo notched up a completely unique statistic. That’s because he spent every minute of every White Ballet defeat that season on the pitch.
So the simple rule was, if Danilo didn’t play, Real Madrid didn’t lose. If the Brazilian was in the lineup, it stunk of trouble. Now, the 30-year-old full-back has become famous for a few own goals as well, his mistakes often leading to goals for the opposition. The €30 million investment grossly backfired and Real Madrid were very happy to offload Danilo in 2017, sending him to Manchester City.
Antonio Cassano – AS Roma – €5 million – 2006
The amount for the footballing bohemian wasn’t that high, but even so, the money spent on Cassano was thrown in the bin. The Italian footballer was famous for his insane lifestyle and even worse diet.
“In Madrid, I made a friend out of a hotel waiter. His job was to bring me sweets after sex. He took the elevator with the sweets, I handed him my wife at the door and we made the exchange. He took the woman and I took the candy. Sex and then food, a perfect night,” Cassano later described his life in Madrid.
Jonathan Woodgate – Newcastle – €18 million – 2004
The worst debut in football history was probably Jonathan Woodgate. The English stopper came to Spain from Newcastle, but spent his first year on the sidelines with a thigh injury.
When he was preparing for his debut against Athletic Bilbao a year later, he later said in his head. But Woodgate’s debut was a nightmare, as he scored an own goal and saw a red card. He still earned a standing ovation from Santiago Bernabéu for his return from a serious injury, but when he was sent back to England after six starts, no one complained.
Eden Hazard – Chelsea – €115 million – 2019
Supposed to be Cristiano Ronaldo’s successor, coming with the hallmark of the Premier League’s best player, Real Madrid shelled out over €100 million for him, making him the most expensive player in the club’s history. But Eden Hazard’s career in the Spanish capital has been an unmitigated disaster.
He spends the vast majority of his time on the sidelines, yet hasn’t even made a single appearance in more than 7 competitive games in a row. As of December 2021, his record at Real Madrid is 56 games, 5 goals and 8 assists. He also came in very overweight, and in this context he didn’t help himself by stating in his introduction video that his favourite food is a burger. Fans then mockingly began to nickname Hazard “Burger King”.
Thomas Gravesen – Everton – €3.4 million – 2005
Thomas Gravesen was signed as a defensive bulldog, an aggressive midfielder who somewhat balances a team made up of all-stars. So this transfer made quite a bit of sense.
Gravesen was just overdoing it with the aggressiveness. The Danish defensive midfielder once caused a huge brawl in the training centre when he drove into the star Robinho with a sharp slide at a pre-match training session.
That’s when coach Fabio Capello ran out of patience. “I don’t like his behaviour. Everything has to be done the way he wants it,” complained the Italian coach. Gravesen left for Celtic just days after that statement.
Royston Drenthe – Feyenoord – €14 million – 2007
Another one of the big oversights that fans have been remembering for years. Drenthe didn’t have the discipline, the head and probably the quality for Real Madrid.
His anabasis in the white jersey virtually came to an end when he was booed during a game against Deportivo La Coruña at the Santiago Bernabéu. The Dutch winger hung up his cleats at the age of 29 to pursue his rap career.
Julien Faubert – West Ham – Guest appearance – 2009
One of Real Madrid’s most peculiar transfers in history. The whole football world was shocked when the White Ballet brought Julien Faubert on loan from West Ham in January 2009. He was nowhere near the quality of Real Madrid and although a buy-back option was included in the transfer, it was never exercised.
Faubert didn’t help himself with his transfer. In fact, he didn’t turn up for training before the Villarreal game because he thought he had the day off. So he played one game in a White Ballet jersey and returned to West Ham.
More Real Madrid transfer blunders: Nicolas Anelka, Michael Essien, Robert Prosinecki, Walter Samuel, Javier Saviola, Ze Roberto.
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